Choco Choco Latte

This song just caught my fancy..... It rocks!

Everybody In The World Likes Chocolate
Oooh, We Love It!
Oh, It Makes You Happy
Yeah, It Gets You Sexy
It Makes You Fat But We Don't Care About That...
Come On!

Lyric: Choco Latte
Whoaaa!
Everybody In The World Likes Chocolate
Oooh, We Love It!
Oh, It Makes You Happy
Yeah, It Gets You Sexy
It Makes You Fat But We Don't Care About That...
Come On!

Un, Dos,
Un, Dos, Tres

Mama She Says Roly Poly,
Papa He Says Holy Moly
Everybody Wants A Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
All The Girls Want Candy Candy,
All The Boys Get Randy Randy
Everybody Want A Chocolate

Cmon, A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate
A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
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Un, Dos, Tres

Mama She Says Roly Poly,
Papa He Says Holy Moly
Everybody Wants A Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
All The Girls Want Candy Candy,
All The Boys Get Randy Randy
Everybody Want A Chocolate

Cmon, A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate
A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
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Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Un, Dos, Tres

Now Wave To The People On The Left Hand Side
Now Wave To The People On The Right Hand Side
Now Wave To The People With Your Pretty Backside
Now We Do It All Again And We Feel Alright (Feel Alright...)

Un, Dos,
Un, Dos, Tres

A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
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Some more chocolate stories on my blog Chocoholic, Cheesecake ~ God's Way of Blessing Us, You Can Kiss My Fingers - Strawberry Chocolate Swiss Roll & Lemon Chocolate Swiss Roll, Daksyani Making Chocolate Fudge Brownies,
You Can Kiss My Fingers,Partha's Birthday Party, The Chocolate Song by Buddy Wasisname

The Chocolate Song by Buddy Wasisname

Has me totally hooked.....

It affects our seritonin, which reduces aches and pains
And does all kinds of cool things to the chemistry of our brains.

So totally hooked....

Cause we love chocolate, mouth watering chocolate
Black forest cheesecake, and chocolate torte
Some chocolate rum balls, sweet chocolate windfalls,
Bring on the chocolate, we need a boost.

Most of you would know by now how crazy I am about chocolate.... if not, then check out
Chocoholic, Cheesecake ~ God's Way of Blessing Us, You Can Kiss My Fingers - Strawberry Chocolate Swiss Roll & Lemon Chocolate Swiss Roll, Daksyani Making Chocolate Fudge Brownies,
You Can Kiss My Fingers,Partha's Birthday Party


The Chocolate Song lyrics by Buddy Wasisname

When your feet feel like they're made of stone and your bones are full of lead
Muscles feel like they're galvanized and there's concrete in your head
When your blood flows like molasses, you can't add two and two
The top looks like the bottom and orange looks like blue.

When you feel like you're hung over but you didn't drink last night
Your eyes look like a road map and your underwear feels tight
Gravity seems multiplied and your organs are on strike
You're in sudden death overtime and the wheels are off your bike

You need some chocolate, soft creamy chocolate
Some chocolate ice cream, and chocolate mousse
Some chocolate cheesecake, Bavarian chocolate
Bring on the chocolate, you need a boost.

They say it gives us pimples, it's addictive and it stains
It makes us fat and hyper, and clogs up all our veins
It puts migraines in our noggins and it's worse than cigarettes
But all those things are easier than having a chocolate fit.

Now there's lots of medical evidence to support our point of view
It's not all psychological, good news for me and you
It affects our seritonin, which reduces aches and pains
And does all kinds of cool things to the chemistry of our brains.

Good old chocolate, dark chewy chocolate
Nanaimo snack bars, chocolate eclairs
Hot chocolate sundae, sweet chocolate milkshake
Bring on the chocolate, we need a boost.

Now they say we're chocoholics and we have a legitimate beef
That we should lobby government to get funding for relief
Now if you can keep a secret, just leave it up to me.
I'll take the funds and build us a chocolate factory.

And if life should get too heavy and we decide to end it all
We won't do it with a pistol, drugs or alcohol
We'll just take a thousand dollars to a nice dessert café
Eat a dump truck load of chocolate and do ourselves away.

Cause we love chocolate, mouth watering chocolate
Black forest cheesecake, and chocolate torte
Some chocolate rum balls, sweet chocolate windfalls,
Bring on the chocolate, we need a boost.
Bring on the chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, yeah.....we need a boost!

Kaala Shah Kaala

Just love it, how a nice song on radio can perk up a boring Monday morning drive to work... :-)
The uncle in the car beside mine, had such a quizzical expression on his face watching me sing along.....
What the hell... I love the song.... wish I could play it on repeat then..... sang it all the way till work.... and obviously still can't get it out of my head.... :-) anyone know why?..... LOL....




An older version of the song


Song: Kaala Shah Kaala
Singer: Anamika
Kala Shah Kala
Kala Shah Kala
mera kala hai Sardar
Gorean no dafa karo
Mein aap tile di taar
Gorean no dafa karo

Sas sarea tere panj puter
Do aevii Do sharabi
Jera mere haan da
Oh khidya phool gulabi

Kala Shah Kala
Kala Shah Kala
mera kala hai Sardar
Gorean no dafa karo
Mein aap tile di taar
Gorean no dafa karo

Sas sarea tere panj puter
Do teen te do kanaster
jeera mere haan da
Oh chala gaya ni dafter

Kala Shah Kala
Kala Shah Kala
mera kala hai Sardar
Gorean no dafa karo
Mein aap tile di taar
Gorean no dafa karo

Aaj Main Khush Huun ~ Ek Muskurahat

My gtalk tagline....

Aaj Main Khush Huun
Lo Tum Hi Bolo Main Huun Khush Kyuun
Jaldi Jaldi Bolo Chalo

It gave rise to a post called 'Aaj Main Khush Huun'....... Puneet and Amit shared the H.C.F prize at guessing........ why was I so happy as to put out such a tagline?????

Here goes.....

I didn't know I had it in me, is what made me happy...... a deed that never got a thank you made me even more happy cause I wasn't looking for the thank you...

u think I'm cuckoo in the head... read on.

8am - got up, rushed to get ready...

8:30am - leave home for a pit stop at Dr.Dangs pathology lab for a blood test [ U ask why? that is a separate post, not relevant rite now.. later] before getting to work.
Hopefully, won't get stuck in any traffic... else boss will get another message.... 'Stuck in crazy jam'... LOL....

9:am - reach Hauz khas, park the car... thank god, got parking across the road and not 2 streets away[as is the norm, this doc's place is very crowded], else would have been charcoal walking in the sun.....

9:10am - got a slip and waited for my turn. most of you would know by now that I'm dead scared of needles.... would still like to take my mom along if I could [I know ure dying to laugh... go on laugh else u'll gag up].... still cringe at the sight of a needle.... even if it's not for me....

9:12am: kid in the doc's chair is wailing.... loud... it get's louder..... n I'm squirming in my chair.... why the heck does she have to do this n make me want to run to the nearest door n out of here....
oh hell.... this is really gonna be tough... shut up kid... shut up before I have to go out.....
she's done with the test n come away hitting her dad n wailing even more loudly.....

9:15am: lady calls out my name..... I gulp n gasp for air... still have time... can tell her that I'll come back later....
my legs drag me to the doc's chair.... I'm screaming in my head... No....No.... Not right now... later... later.... I'll do this later..... Not now.... Pleeeeeeeeease.......... Pleeeeeeeeease..........
am seated in the chair.... [seems like the gallows to me...]
I tell the assistant to please hold my arm as I'm very liable to shake it ......
there's a scream stuck in my throat.....
I close my eyes n stretch my arm...... [n the world is gonna collapse..... I purse my lips, so that the scream stuck in my throat doesn't escape...]
I'm poked, I gulp. A of blood must have been taken out as it seemed like an eternity before he withdrew the needle.....
Ahhh... it's done.....
I come back to my senses.....

Walk away from the horrid chair.... Thankful for the guards on my lips which didn't let the scream thru......

The kid is still wailing..... n sniffling away in a chair in the waiting area.... her neighbor in the next chair, sweet aunty tries to tell her it's over... everyone is getting it done, see noone else is crying... it's ok....

No avail.. even loader wails..... Now the dad's nowhere to be seen on the scene....

Wondered if I had a sweet or chocolate in my bag.... Oh hell.... I'm suppose to be on a diet... just finished the last bite of chocolate yesterday night....

Then I asked her... what happened why are you crying...[as if I, of all the people, I didn't know, what has just happeneI] ... it's ok it's over now... see even I got a poke.. show me your's.....
No reaction.....
Where's your papa?
She looks at me and snaps back in the loudest of voices..... 'Tum angrezi mein kyun baat kar rahi ho?'
am a bit taken aback.... n quickly switch languages....
[can't type so much in hindi... so I'm doing a translation of the conversation that took place....]

Do you watch tv? no answer... only sniffles....
Do you watch cartoons...
I DON'T WATCH TV AND I DON'T LIKE CARTOONS....

Ok tell me why are you crying?
JAB DARD HOTI HAI TO RONA AATA HAI.... AAP HASTE HO KYA [ok I'm amused... wanted to smile, but kept a serious face... u all know how difficult that is for me.... I can see amit saying Oh Hell Yeah....]

Should i take you you out in the sun then... it's very hot.....
GLARE BACK..... NO I WON'T GO OUT WITH YOU......[atleast she's talking now, still tears pouring down, let me change tracks.... rack my brains on what should get a kid talking other than sweets and cartoons......]

Do you go to school?
YES [ looks at me and answers]
So what are you doing here? Why aren't you in school yet?
CHUTTI HAI.... [sniffles dying down]
chutti kyun hai.....
PATA NAHIN...[pause, looks and me n says] SHAYAD TEACHER GO GARMI LAGTI HAI....[ wanted to burst out laughing by now..... she smiles]

My poke stops stinging... I chuck the cotton n say... see nothing happened to me....
show me your hand....
she holds it out diffidently....
I take her by the arm n to the nurse before she could protest....
Arms held out.... 'please put bandaids for us'.... she puts it on.....
We come back to the chairs and now that the kid is quiet, the dad appears from no where.....

Look at my watch 9:40am... Oh crap will be late for work.... Runnn........ rather zipppppppp..... n hope for no traffic snarls..... Thankfully got to work just in time.....

Just had this huge smile on my lips the whole day..... and even now......

So now you know... :-)

Aaj Main Khush Huun

My gtalk tagline....

Aaj Main Khush Huun
Lo Tum Hi Bolo Main Huun Khush Kyuun
Jaldi Jaldi Bolo Chalo

The reactions I got....[Puneet started it though... LOL] were really cute... so later I put it out as my facebook status message too n compiled them here....

Mike: mujhe laga bahar baarish hone lagi n u wanna dance

puja9980: got engaged

Nix►: kyunki hum kal movie ja rahein hai :-?

Amresh: :D
saath chal rahein hai is liye tum khush
hai naaa yehi baat kahooo

Amit: shaadi fix ho gayi teri?
Amit: got lucky last nite ;) ?

Shuchi: koi party pe jaana hai???? khana samne pada hai??
koi gossip hai ???
arrey bhai jaldi batao
mein bhi khush ho jaayun!!!!!
Shuchi: FOOD is the ans!!!

Satyajeet: hmmm
u lost another few Kgs

chowdhary.ritu: u went back to ur weight limit of 57 kg:)

Gunjan: hmm.... u make every1 happy n party... isliye tum khush ho baat yahi hai na kaho ... kaho

Nix►: hhmm!
let me think - things that can make u happy :-?
food , dakshyani, chocolates, old friends
this is what i feel

bhatdeepthi: Limca girl?

Neha: you have made a delicious pudding

starringtwinkle: fr another party
starringtwinkle: nothng cn mk u more happy dan food
or
u gettin married?

taneja.dheeraj: kya hua
nachi
watzz the news?
appriasal hua hai kya?
lolzz
taneja.dheeraj: ohhk
mein to yeh bhi bolne wal tha
got engaged?

дŋмðl: appraisal ho gaya ;)
дŋмðl: aur agar jyada khush ho toh .. fir it must be a new job

Deepali: kya khya, kaun mila

Vinny: aprpaisal ho gaya finally
Vinny: u r engaged
u had lots of ice creams
u have resigned

Devanshu: coz u are close to attain size 10?
Devanshu: ooh! thank god i dint say ur project went live! Coz i know thats whats topping for you as of now

Kapil: 'cos you remembered me and thought of pinging me :-)

Meenu: sach mein no idea..
aap bta do
may b aap ye song sun rahe hoge dats y aap khush ho
:)

Rahul: hmmm....soch raha hu
today is not ur bday....so thats ruled out

Chandan : ur b'day

Sravanthi: becoz... "mera piyaa ghar ayaaa o ramji.. mera piya ghar ayaa" :P
Sravanthi: coz.. u... are.. throwin a party with me as a chief guest :D

Sravanthi: hmm.. u learnt a new super cool cake receipe??

Nikhil Thapar:"coz u like dis song ... he he :D"

Rashi Chopra: "u gettin married.??lol"

Prashant Singh: you had good food ?

Chetan Chandra: "coz u lost 2 lbs?"

Richa Sharma: "nachi.... if not the news, can we get the treat 'The dessert Treat" :)"

Nitasha Bedi:"tarun is asking have you found a "bakra"for shaadi?????????"

prasoon.mahajan: kal aap chhutti pe ho. you r going 4 a long weekend isliye. sahi?

Rashi Chopra : "u got promoted....or u goin on a holiday....or coz its raining...ufff...thats all i cud think of..lol"

Prashant Singh: "Ok .Let me guess you got promoted ? some old frnd visiting you ? got a surprise gift? going on a vacation ?"

Amit Ghosh: "You finally managed to kill all the mosquitoes in your zone ?!?!? Khoon ka badla khoon!"

Nitasha Bedi: "you're just happy getting all the attention"

Sanjeev Sharma: "Has to be something related to food :-)"

Sravanthi Penmetcha: "Zac Efron is actually not aged 21 but 29.. (oh wait.. that made me happy ;)"

Amit Ghosh: "You found out that your arch rival from school has put on 20 kilos since?"

Shalvika Sood: "The rehab cetre is giving u one yr free membership? :D"
Shalvika Sood: "u r going to be d nxt one on NDTV's The Gret Aunty Cook Off :D :D"

Mohit Taneja: "You have got New York tickets?.. or you are happy that I dint tell u its story..."

Rachna: hmm probably 99 acres is doing very good

it could be some personal achievement also

at family front

or u r getting married ;-)

now u tell

Jaldi Jaldi Bolo Chalo

Anvita Zutshi: "HAHAHA..............you're sister has finally admitted that you're prettier richer and hotter than her???? hahahaha( just kidding nivvi....ure d best )"

chowdhary.ritu: coz tomorrow is the last working day of the week , leading to a long weekend ....wow...

Sravanthi Penmetcha: "Nachi is happy because she has found an excellent means to get ppl to knock their head against the wall.. all while thinking of her :P"

Namita Khanna: "you're either r going for a trip somewhere or got promoted."

Shalvika Sood:"an all paid exotic vacation to Greece??"

Aakriti Bhargava:"OH I KNOW.. 'You know who' - has asked you out on a golguppa date... ????"
[She means Shashi Tharoor.... lol.... I wish... even u n I can go on a golguppa date Aakriti.... :-) ]

GV: kyunki apne dost se baat kar rahee ho?

GV: trek pe jaa rahee ho?

Kaam pe nahi gayeen.
Chutti ke liye jaa rahee ho?

Monica: err

u got featured in a news paper or a news channel....

Comments from Sravanthi, Anvita and Aakriti get a special mention and stick-jaw sweets from Ellora's of Dehradoon fame.....

Hmmm... That was really interesting stuff which all my friends [and not so friendly people as well... LOL...] came up with what would make me happy.........
Most of these would make me happy... yet many gave out their aspirations n told me what makes them happy.... LOL...
Don't ask me who......


Lots of people asked "is there any correct answer ?"
Nachiketa: there's no correct or incorrect answer.....

bhatdeepthi: that keeps you alive and happy so its perfectly right!

Answers in a nut shell....

created at http://www.wordle.net/

n H.C.F prize is hereby officially shared by...... Puneet Chawla and Amit Ghosh....

Puneet: u did it with abhishek bachhan in ur dream.... ?

Amit says.....
You're "Aaj main khush huun ..... blah" kind happy bcoz:
1. You found out that your spiteful, wicked boss occasionally cross-dresses and you have photographic evidence to blackmail him with
[Ps: I don't have a wicked boss.... maybe ure referring to someone else we know.... lol.... laughing hysterically... ROTFL if you please....]
2. You learnt that INSANITY is NOT hereditary - so your kids might turn out fine
3. You finally cracked the spelling of "Umbrella" and Mrs Mehta gave you 5 stars for it
4. You saw this job ad where people get paid for being able to laugh hysterically and uncontrollably at the most un-funny things - A perfect skill set match!
5. Abhishek Bachchan came back for seconds
6. Your ex-boyfren (who'd dumped you) walked in on you and Abhishek and his jaw dropped to the floor

Coming soon in the next post... why i was and am really HAPPY......

Thanks so much for being there everyone....


Here's why I was and am so happy.... Aaj Main Khush Huun ~ Ek Muskurahat

Bribing God With Toy Planes

Just couldn't resist this... 'Bribing God With Toy Planes'.....
LOL....

Want to seek greener pastures abroad? Come to a gurudwara here and offer a plane and who knows your wish might get fulfilled.

This may sound strange but Punjabi youths, especially from the Doaba region, have been thronging the Gurudwara Sant Baba Nihal Singh Ji Shaheedan in Talhan to offer toy planes so that their wishes of going abroad and getting lucrative jobs are fulfilled.

Toy planes, inscribed with names of different carriers, are found in front of the Guru Granth Sahib.

Read it at http://www.indiauncut.com/iublog/

Abstinence

Resisting Temptation - 3 days.....
Sounds more like an AAA countdown.. LOL


Thanks sniggy.... :-)

Temptation

Need I say more......

Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene

Heard this song on matchless music hour on 102.6 Air FM Rainbow..... It's sung by Dolly Parton... It's stuck in my head



Lyrics:
jolene jolene jolene jolene
I'm begging of you, please don't take my man
jolene jolene jolene jolene
please don't take him even though you can

your beauty is beyond compare
with flaming locks of auburn hair
with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
your smile is like a breath of spring
your voice is soft like summer rain

I cannot compete with you jolene
and he talks about you in his sleep
and there is nothing I can do to keep
from crying when he calls your name, jolene jolene jolene jolene jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
jolene jolene jolene jolene
please don't take him even though you can

well I can easily understand
how you can easily take my man
but you don't know what he means to me jolene
well you could have your choice of men
but I could never love again

he's the only one for me jolene
and I had to had to have this talk with you
my happiness depends on you
and whatever you decide to do jolene

jolene jolene jolene jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
jolene jolene jolene jolene
please don't take him even though you can

More here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jolene_(song)

Sukhmeet says

World's most beautiful sentence ...BUT,I LUV U


World's most painful sentence I LUV U,BUT...


:-)

Happy

This pic says so much....

Sin ~ Rum Cake n Icecream

Had decided to be a good girl and being my work outs.....
I even went for a walk with mom in the evening and even got up early in the morning, went for a longer walk......

The very next day, Ritu offers me icecream...
Boss got rum cake from home.....
n see what I did to it.....

Ritu, Deepali and I freaked out on warm n moist rum cake with cold icecream....
Sinfulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll................

Should I be thankful or guilty?????????????

World Environment Day 2009 - Your Planet Needs You - UNite to Combat Climate Change

Last year also radio reminded me, when I was stuck in a traffic jam...... Today also.... insane jam at Lajpat Nagar flyover and Ashram crossing..... Last year's post...World Environment Day 2008- Kick The Habit - Towards A Low Carbon Economy

Please hurry up with the metro work at Noida..... Really need the public transport to get better in this city so that we can use our cars lesser....

World Donut Day

Donut Day is on the first Friday of June each year.Check out my previous post on donuts..... Am i MAD about donuts or what.....

Here's the link to it on wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Doughnut_Day

I know what i'm gonna indulge myself in.......

Waiting for the day to unfurl.....


What a way to unfurl.... had Donuts are MAD over donuts in Great India Place..... in Noida with Nikhil....
Pictures to follow soon... Here's a curtain raiser.....





More Coming SOON...

Thanks, Nikhil.....

An Evening with Friends

Swati, Arunima n I have been friend's since school...... Swati's married n settled in Chennai, so we get to see her only when her kids break for summer.....

Arunima n I are footloose n fancy free......

We met at Big Chill in East of kailash.... [ Check out 2 earlier Big Chill posts. Party @ Big Chill and Fabulous Weekend and some pictures of another time we went there ] I just love this place..... Has awesome food. I can even close my eyes n not go wrong in ordering something... rather anything....
Had a great time chattering away about any n everything under the sun.... just like old times..... it was so much fun.....

That was just the amt of food our tummies could hold.... tummies were full but eyes weren't... The desserts are just something else here...... Hmmm... my mouth is still watering....wish we could have had more dessert....

Check out You Know.... It's For YOU, Tiramisu...

I Want The Fairy Tale

You can't charge me for directions!
I can do anything I want to baby, I ain't lost.


The bad things are easier to believe. Haven't you noticed that?!


I want the fairy tale.


What happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
She rescues him right back.


Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin' - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4

IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE (Roxette)

Lay a whisper on my pillow, leave the winter on the ground.
I wake up lonely, there's air of silence in the bedroom and all around.
Touch me now, I close my eyes and dream away.

It must have been love but it's over now.
It must have been good but I lost it somehow.
It must have been love but it's over now.
From the moment we touched 'til the time had run out.

Make-believing we're together, that I'm sheltered by your heart.
But in and outside I've turned to water like a teardrop in your palm.
And it's a hard Christmas day, I dream away.

It must have been love but it's over now,
it was all that I wanted, now I'm living without.
It must have been love but it's over now,
it's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows.

Why do we marry? Shall We Dance

We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'."
~ Beverly Clark (Susan Sarandon)