In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case.
Couldn't agree more......
5 comments:
what a thought!!! god needs to change our algorithm.... gr8 stuff.
Best 1 I read by far...seems like a good idea...
Reminds of of the movie Junior - against the laws of nature and then suffering the consequences...
Voila, what a thought ;-)
A gr8 SRS to work on ...all the shitty stuff ends up in the beginning and then u can actually live ur lyf without caring or funds saving 4 future!!!!SIMPLY FANTASTIC....
Wowwwwwwww ...i know this is impossible but still worth trying..Specially the climax..LOLZ
Nikhil: Product management is sinking deep in ure BLOOD......
Bhaksar: Wanna try it????? LOLz.....
Gunjan: arre bhai SRS ke aage to bado..... There is Life After an SRS.. :-)
Monica: love ure "Never Say Die" Spirit...
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