Thursday, June 21, 2007

Looney......


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Friday, June 1, 2007

Proverbs

Grade one kids were the first half of a proverb and asked come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids ("6"year-olds), because the last one is classic!


Strike while the ..........................insect is close.


Never underestimate the power of............ants.


Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.


Better to be safe than......................punch a grade 7 boy.


If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.


It's always darkest before..................DaylightSaving Time.


You can lead a horse to water but...........how?


No news is..................................impossible.


A miss is as good as a......................Mr.


You can't teach an old dog new..............maths.


Love all, trust.............................me.


The pen is mightier than the................pigs.


An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.


Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.


Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.


A penny saved is............................not much.


Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.


Don't put off till tomorrow what............you put on to go to bed.


Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....................................you have to blow your nose.


There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.


Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded.


If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.


You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box.


When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.

And the favorite:
Better late than............................pregnant!

Dress Code

Being my first post, maybe this should have been on something else... dunno what though....

Well what got me started was this amazing laminated piece of paper, i saw at someone's desk in office.

It tickled my funny bone like crazy... just couldn't get over it. I just had to share it with everyone.

So there it went as a contest in my "Thought for the day" mailing list. (What is this? it's another story, I'll write about sometime.)

It got me ticking........

The mail that i se
nt out was.......
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From:
Nachiketa (99Acres) [mailto:nachiketa@99acres.com]
Sent:
Thursday, May 31, 2007 5:42 PM

Subject: Thought for the day.... A Contest - Dress Code

Hi!

Contest Prize:

1 Hot Chocolate Fudge…

[For those who don’t like chocolate (don’t smirk… I know someone who doesn’t like it…. Ya… I know he’s crazy) they can have their choice of sundae at nirula’s]

* in case of joint prize, panel of judges decide…..

Contest Details:
Have got my hands on the dress code for women of a certain company…..

Factual
:

  • Guess the name of the company….. *I have proof of which company…. Am not fudging…. Data sahi hai…..

Creative:

  • Create a company dress code for men which we can send back to these people…….

Panel of Judges: esteemed member panel. Will be revealed after the contest.

Please note that to qualify for the prize you would need to answer both questions…. [ However for fun you can answer 1 if you like….]

Closing Date: 1st June EOD

Cheers,
Nachiketa



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have been getting lots of reverts.......

so i had to open the contest to others aswell..........

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Hi!

On popular request the contest is open to all. Even those who are not in my mailing list can send in entries. Please feel free to send this to your friends who can take a joke.

Pl do remember that this is a fun contest and not meant to be mean to other people…. Ok.

And come on women….. where’s the dress code for men?????? How can we let them off the hook so easily…..

Men folk… what happened to your sense of humor??????

Today’s thought: " Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them." - John Shirley

Cheers,
Nachi

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